Last night was an interesting one, for sure. I was sitting in my studio/office room working on one of my videos for youtube and didn't realize that the uber phone was logged on. All of a sudden, a rider notification popped up and being the people we are, we hit accept. I grab my cooler of water, because every good uber driver offers everyone a bottle of water, and my shoes and out the door I go. The person's address didn't come up, only the street name. As I'm putting my shoes on in the car and calling the person, they don't answer. I call back 3 more times, leave a message, text once and no answer. I was four miles from my house and right next to Little Caesars...I get pizza...Not completely a wasted trip.
Back home, we eat, we hang out a while. Around midnight, Terry's watching a movie on Netflix, I'm in the bathtub and the doorbell rings. I jump out the bathtub, tell Terry not to answer and turn our alarm on. I'm in a bath towel, looking out the peephole trying to figure out who it is. Eventually Terry realized it's the next door neighbor. We love our next door neighbors even though the only time we talk to them is when we wave and say "Hola, como estas!" They speak very little English but do what good neighbors do, don't bother us.
I look for my clothes, throw on a shirt and my over-sized shorts that no longer fit me and a belt and turn off the alarm. We walk out the door and see the lady next door running back to us saying "PLEASE." I knew something was up but I'm thinking they were robbed or there's a domestic violence situation. Then she asks if we can move her truck for her. OMG, when she pulled into her barely wide enough for two vehicles, she pulled her brand new red Chevy Silverado into the driveway and scraped against her gray Pathfinder. The back passenger side wheel well was touching the bed of the back drivers side. The driver's side door was scuffed up also. There was a huge king sized mattress in the back of the Silverado so I'm assuming the ladies found it somewhere.
Como te gusta mi pinga?" would not apply to any form of this situation. So after I tell Terry my plan, he does it...It works and he pulls the Silverado into a suitable place on the driveway. Apparently, it needed to be in a better place...So the ladies husbands didn't know they moved the truck so I stood in front of the truck, directed Terry back and then forward again to get it lined up with the edge of the driveway. The lady that spoke more English than the other asked if he could do it with the Pathfinder also, Terry jumps in pops it in reverse and we here SCREECH...It's the emergency break...Luckily the Pathfinder had a release he figured out more quickly than the Silverado. He pulls it back and then forward half on their grass and half on the sidewalk.
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