|Pensacola's Saenger Theatre|
|CLACK CLACK CLACK!!!|
1. Arrive early. If you are late, you may be held out or reseated until an appropriate time for you to get to your assigned seat. People who arrive late disturb the performers on stage and audience members. It is best to arrive about 30 minutes early so that you have time to purchase concessions, find your seat, and read the program before the show starts.
2. Take care of personal needs (drinks of water or restroom) because you should not leave your seat until the intermission or until the performance ends.
3. Please sit in the seat you are assigned so you do not cause confusion for other audience members.
4. Please silence or turn off all electronic devices, including cell phones, beepers, and watch alarms. You’ll be embarrassed if it goes off in the middle of a tense moment of the show and it will break the mood for everyone. We encourage you to share your experience at the Fox via social media, but please refrain from doing so or texting during performances; the glow from your device is distracting.
5. Most shows do not allow photography of any kind. Flash photography inside the theatre is never allowed as it is a distraction to those around you and a danger to the performers.
6. The overture is part of the performance. Please cease talking at this point.
7. The sound system for each show is provided by the touring production. Unfortunately, many variables exist that may occasionally hinder sound quality. Please let an usher know if you are having trouble hearing. Adjustments may be able to be made or an assisted listening device can be provided.
8. Dear Lovebirds, when you lean your heads together, you block the view of the people behind you. Please consider the people that will be seated behind you when choosing whether or not to wear a hat or what hair style you choose.
9. Please refrain from talking, humming, or singing along with the show, except when encouraged to do so by the artist or show.
10. Please wait for an appropriate moment to dig something out of your pocket or bag.
11. Go easy with the perfume and cologne, many people are highly allergic.
12. If you need assistance during the show, please go to your nearest volunteer usher. If additional assistance is needed the usher will get the appropriate person to further help you.
13. Yes, the parking lot gets busy and public transportation is tricky, but leaving while the show is in progress or before the actors have taken their final bows is discourteous. Wait until it is over and then exit with the rest of the audience.
14. Outside food and beverage is not allowed in the Fox Theatre. Special exceptions will be made on a case by case basis.
15. Just be courteous and everyone will enjoy the show.
|Atlanta's Fox Theatre|
|Do you mind if I sit in front of you?|
Atlanta audiences feel they are immune to common courtesy and somehow the Fox seems to unwittingly encourage some infractions. FOOD is a serious issue in Atlanta. Rule 14 states Outside food and beverage is not allowed in the Fox Theatre...This doesn't mean that you can't eat, you just can't bring your own food in. The Fox sells stadium food, you spent a whole $200 (or $20 if you're super cheap) on that evening gown and you're washing a hot dog down with a glass of champagne...SO CLASSY. The fact that the nice people at the Fox rolls carts down the aisles to the front of the theatre near the stage with boxes of Crunch N Munch kills me. People buy that shit and eat it by the handful during act two. Did you not to to Steak and Ale before you came to see tonight's performance of CATS?
|CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!!!!|
A few years ago, while Wicked was here, I was all like "We snuck in for this???" It was like a zoo of uncontrollable animals. Kids everywhere, humming and singing...teenagers with iPhones either texting or recording their favorite scene...Defying Gravity could've been lit completely by the glow of the cell phones. I'd actually rather hear a ringing cell phone than feel the brat behind me singing his own version of the show and kicking my seat to the beat of the music. While Phantom was here, I witnessed super queeny boys with their prissy hags stating things like "OMG Sarah Brightman did the show in New York AND London and she's SO much better, this lady isn't the same and shouldn't even try, Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote this for Sarah, she's the original so no one else could sing it..." Of course me being a bitch, I bust their bubble and state that if they have rude comments regarding the performers, please keep it to themselves because I'm friends with several actresses that have indeed sang the role and much better than what they've only heard on the cast recording recorded over 20 years ago. Eyes glazed over and they seem interested in which ones...Wow, you're now interested in Christines that weren't Sarah? No other words were spoken.
It could be that I'm either anti-social or just easily annoyed but the really I don't ask much other than everyone to sit down, shut up and enjoy the show. Is that a bad thing? ;-)